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stir that mule up

by Short Hand

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1.
stir that mule up, man you better stir that mule up, son stir that mule up make it run, make it run
2.
We were just about to bolt And we stood by the door when the alarm went off on The famous fifth floor The gold bracelet That hung from your wrist Gave away the plot And the plot twist After the back ally opened After the nuns, the meek The widows and the orphans We slid down the chutes With arms criss-crossed across our chests Stiff as little cigerettes And that’s when I knew the truth That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow (ain’t that the truth?) As if in centuries before In some cursed civil war We answered questions with Wet slippery battle gore It was always a plan No matter how it seemed And blood ran down Our faces like kerosene And despite the warnings From the county health department Despite the letters from a certain Boarded up basement Despite raised eyebrows and nervous coughs We quickly took off into the dark And that’s when I knew the truth That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow (ain’t that the truth) That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow (ain’t that the truth) And tired as I am of taping Knives to my boots, Tired as I am of the bootless truth, There’s a car in the lot Out of gas and no gas can in the back no one to ask for gas In a barn with a whole bunch Of ladders around In a loft in a barn with the beams and the Bird sounds Somehow the future unrolled like A spool of twine Your lips rose up to mine And that’s when I knew the truth That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow (ain’t that the truth) That’s when I saw my own shadow Cast a shadow (ain’t that the truth?)
3.
Beard Pistol 03:50
I was standing on the outside looking inside the exit when he stumbled out the door with a beard as big as Texas I was lower than most with my especially lowly story but I wasn't as low as I was about to go He was mumbling something funny about his cousin and his sister It was so much like Sunday school that I didn't even listen he said, I can tell you need a friend and I need one more this was right outside Rosetta's Liquor store  Just then a passing cop car split the sidewalk like Moses he said just keep walking slowly, man, don't look back or they will notice but I looked back and I noticed they were looking back at us and all this looking and noticing was making me nervous it turns out his sister knew my second step cousin Sandy from the third or fourth grade at the Lost Cause Elementary and when we turned round the corner he said, Run! and man, we ran down the alley past the abandoned taco stand that's when he reached deep inside his western face hair and pulled out a beard pistol all silver in the moon glare and he pointed it over at me and I pulled up a manhole cover and I jumped down here like love jumps in a lover. 
4.
It’s not the smart thing It’s not the wise move It’s not a good strategy It’s my problem with authority I say take this I say take that By the time I was three It’s my problem with authority And I could guess how I got it And I’d probably be right You’d guess that I’m sorry But I still want to fight It’s like a halo Or a storm cloud Hovering well above me It’s my problem with authority If it’s not this It’s some other It’s a sister and a brother It’s my problem with authority I say one word I say two words I say just what I mean It’s my problem with authority I could sleep in the shadow I could stand in the light I can’t stand for a handshake But I’ll stand up to fight It’s so obvious Such an elephant With such a long memory It’s my problem with authority Not the smart move Not the wise play Not a good strategy It’s my problem with authority
5.
It’s hard sometimes when you really think about it It’s hard sometimes when you really start to doubt it It’s hard sometimes when you very much so got it It’s hard when you don’t got it all It’s shade one day as bleak as a casket It’s hard inside the bottom of a basket One mouth opening just wide enough to ask it Why it’s gray like a freezer door Hell sunshine Hell sunshine It’s hard sometimes the universe so awesome It’s hard sometimes the universe so awful It’s hard sometimes the universe so costly It’s hard to love the universe at all You wake up the sky hard as a log You go down the hardness surrounded by fog All around the wound humming with salt The wound humming a chalky black scab Hell sunshine Hell sunshine It’s hard when you’ve really got it
6.
The stars look down And our heads look up The heart gets thin While the skin gets tough We wave our faults Like a tree waves leaves And the waves grow wild On the wine-dark sea Wine-dark sea wine-dark sea Wide and deep and uneasy There is no sail there is no breeze You just slip your oars into The wine-dark sea Each kiss, each hat Each tit for tat The night it walks And the day it naps We drop our dreams And we hope they don’t sink Like a stone anchor In the wine-dark sea For each door that locks There’s a cursed lost key For each blasphemy A whole other wine-dark sea
7.
When I was young and someone else I met an even younger self Stumbled on a lost cause Ran to it, shoes off When I finally had to sit I got what anyone might get Found my wrong worse Than shadows in a Trojan horse And it’s never good To have so many wants Like everything you don’t It’s a dark wool hood And it’s not a good call To live without the guts To admit what’s up Is what’s always gonna fall So it seemed a dream Was just about everything Spending stupid nights and days Laid up in Plato’s cave Face of air and head so wise It could only theorize Ideas about home Ideas about bones And you know it’s just me, man Walking up the street, man Coming up on you slow, man I’m not really doing nothing, man You know it’s just me Coming back home again Crawling back home again like a lost, meth-head friend
8.
Presently 03:24
Too many times there’s a nurse at a hospital With a patient who’s not patient with a nurse (no matter how hospitable) Too many times there’s a Mormon at the door And, you know, too many times with Mormons there’s always two more Too many times a baby parachute in the oven only opens When a flute like a flare gun shoots, but till then, nothing. Too many times a song made of mud Is stuck in a throat as full as a jug Too many times a letter up for auction No never, no always, no rarely, no often I should shut my mouth for an instant I should shut my mouth for a second I should shut my mouth for a minute And I’m gonna do so in a minute Too many times an alien abduction So quick it neatly fits inside the smallest punctuation Too many times a faded light in the bedroom Sweeps through the house like an aluminum dust broom Too many times a board game and a cheese plate Too many times an olive in a straw Like a raisin in a thin grape Too many times a fishy situation which becomes Much worse in the name of nutrition Too many times a researcher and a critic Too many times a magic little bullet bullet Too many times a magic little bullet bullet I should shut my mouth for an instant I should shut my mouth for a second I should shut my mouth for a minute I’m gonna do so presently
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Sometimes it’s a problem when she looks beyond And sees the clouds waving above like magic wands The spell they cast ain’t the spell they should All the spells, Ms. understood A change in a tone of voice She’ll dance for a chance and she’ll grope for a choice On the radio the static sure sounds good All the songs, Ms. understood And despite the short words that cut into bone Despite the long knives that we sharpen on stone She’s managed to stand just where she stood Hands on her hips, Ms. Understood Days turn over one wheel at a time Nights roll under street lights and stop signs The world burns just like a piece of wood All the fires, Ms. Understood Smoke in her eye’s, Ms. Understood And the winner is Ms. Understood
10.
New flag of Billy Bragg, soaring up over the courtroom New flag of Billy Bragg, high and never hung up too soon And when I hop on my bike And I pedal off into the night A new flag of Billy Bragg is like a streetlight guiding me home New flag of Billy Bragg, soaring up over the courtroom New flag of Billy Bragg, high and never hung up too soon And while I’m shopping with my grocery list My cart collides with a certain socialist A new flag of Billy Bragg rises like a balloon New flag of Billy Bragg, soaring up over the courtroom New flag of Billy Bragg, high and never hung up too soon And when clouds block out the sun Like a silencer on a gun A new flag of Billy Bragg is sweeping the sky like a broom New flag of Billy Bragg, soaring up over the courtroom New flag of Billy Bragg, high and never hung up too soon And I know the world can’t really be one Until we’ve really finally begun Under a new flag of Billy Bragg waving high high high high New flag of Billy Bragg, soaring up over the courtroom New flag of Billy Bragg, high and never hung up too soon And I know I’m gonna love it When it’s stretched out high above us
11.
I stood on the seam Directly in between A sky impossible blue A land impossible green Somewhere Bob Wills Somewhere Bob Won’t Somewhere clouds are just words Written in a new font You rose from the sea From a flower a bee A full sail from A somewhat moderate breeze Somewhere Bob Wills Somewhere Bob Won’t Somewhere the wind Blows through the nest of a hornet We rode a big boat Drunk from port to port The days were dark and long And the nights were bright in short And the sun just sets Or the sun just dawns Or the sun just like a lightbulb Turns off and then turns back on Somewhere Bob Wills Somewhere Bob Won’t Somewhere a feather is the only Thing that counts Somewhere a bus Is turning south Somewhere will wills And won’t wants out Somewhere there ain’t No Bob Wills sitting on no couch
12.
Bubbles in wine Bubbles in beer Bubbles in my mind When you are not here When I close my eyes I can nearly disappear Yeses in the sand No’s in the mud And the brains And the blood When it’s dry it’s famine When it’s wet it’s flood Love is high tide Love is low tide Love is valleys A million miles wide Love makes hay in the morning Love says “hey, babe” at night I’m gonna drink And drink and drink And drink and drink I’m gonna stagger in my sleep, like big Willie And I’m gonna wake up and weep Days go slow Years go fast There is always a first And a last I’m short in the future But I’m very tall in the past Gonna lay this head On some unfortunate river bed I’m gonna dream about sleeping And not wake up till I’m dead
13.
Your whole body is just like a lightbulb And we all got to find our own way And I ain’t gonna say a thing about that babe And we all got to find our own way And I ain’t gonna say a thing about that babe

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These songs fall somewhere between having heart and having a heart attack. It's like, sure, everyone loves Dolly Parton, but it's also true that we can't all visit Dollywood. Even if we did, some of us are way too short to ride the rides. Anyway, so here I am, just a regular guy with a guitar, a basement and a sense that the world might swallow me like an almond. When the songs start you can almost hear me tumbling down the stairs.

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released December 1, 2022

All music, vocals, and lyrics by Shorthand P. Davis ©2022
Produced and recorded by Shorthand P. Davis

Mastered by Elaine Rasnake at Daughterboard Audio

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Short Hand figures that it's easier to learn to play an instrument than it is to find someone who can play it. He also figures that it's easier for him to do the writing, recording, mixing, artwork, and anything else that might need to be done. In the end, a set of sounds collect themselves into different shapes one might call "albums." Some sound like this and some sound like that. ... more

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